except Lil Wayne is *better* than Jim Morrison!

Jul 24, 2007

except Lil Wayne is better than Jim Morrison! · by Rafi Kam

Jim Morrison vs Lil Wayne
You think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman?
Boy, you don’t know nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman’s a real guy. There’s no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy.

According to Status Ain’t Hood “we’re all screwed” if Lil Wayne goes to jail for this gun charge. I can assure you that I will be fine regardless and it might even be healthy for some of you to get some perspective and some time away from your crush.

Says Breihan:

“Sean [Fennessey] also compares [Wayne’s] stage presence to Jim Morrison, and I must be drinking the same Kool-Aid, since that analogy makes perfect sense to me (except Lil Wayne is better than Jim Morrison).”

Wowzers. What does this comparison even mean? Fen-Fen was talking about Morrison’s last days when no doubt the Lizard King would have made for a terrible concert experience. So is Lil Wayne only better than Jim Morrison in the bloated Val Kilmer passing out at the kiddie birthday party days or even in the lithe Val Kilmer sleeping on rooftops and screwing hot witches era?

The whole thing reminds me of a classic Kids in the Hall sketch.

Kevin: You know, actually I was thinking of getting into something more now. Anyway…I don’t know, maybe Lil Wayne?

[Bruce spins around and looks at Kevin.]

Bruce: Really! Never had you figured for a Lil Wayne fan.

Kevin: I’m not really a Lil Wayne fan, but sure I’d like to get into him. No homo.

Bruce: No no no my friend! Lil Wayne fans aren’t made, they’re born. I think right now in Africa there’s some guy madly beating on a drum. He’s a Lil Wayne fan. Or an old lady sitting on the bus sucking humbugs. She’s Cash Money, but she ain’t never heard the sounds.

[Bruce looks at Kevin and snaps his fingers.]

Bruce: So what about you?

Kevin: Well I heard a record of theirs last night at a party…

Bruce: Yeah?

Kevin: ...and I’ve always liked Stuntin’ Like My Daddy.

Bruce: Well, if you become a Wayne fan, Stuntin’ Like My Daddy is the only song you won’t like.

Kevin: Oh right! [Looking through the record bin eagerly] I guess I should start with Tha Carter?!

Bruce: Hey! Official album releases are for housewives and little girls!

[He takes the record away from the Kevin and throws it across the store, and starts pushing the Kevin out of the store.]

Bruce: You’re not serious! You don’t want to be a Wayne fan! Get out of my store! We’re closed, get out!

[Bruce walks back toward the counter, clearly offended.]

Kevin: No no no no! I want you to show me what ya got!

[Bruce turns and looks at Kevin with disgust.]

Bruce: Was that a Jay-Z reference in my store?!

[Kevin thinks for a second as a look of terror crosses his face.]

Kevin: No no no no! No lyrics, just words, just words…words?

Bruce: All right if you want to be a Wayne fan, you cant just buy any album. It’s scientific.

[Bruce goes to the record bin and picks out an album.]

Bruce: You gotta buy this…Dedication mixtape. It’s the departure point.

[Bruce kisses the album tenderly and glances at the credits on the back.]

Bruce: Blog about this at dusk every night for about a month.

Comments for "except Lil Wayne is better than Jim Morrison!"

Calling a man “lithe” definitely merits a no homo, if not a pause.

— brick cheney Jul 24, 02:41 PM
What, Jim Morrison is a god of rock and cock! Next you’ll tell me I can’t say Jesus had a hot little body.

Not “no homo” but “no mojo” risin’

— Rafi Jul 24, 02:48 PM
These are today’s leading rap critics?

Fuck that, Thanos without the Infinity Gauntlet would run Wayne and Morrison.

— Start Snitching Jul 25, 12:32 AM
Neither one is better than John Morrison.

— DJ Flash Jul 25, 10:01 AM
jim morison= drunk white person rambling
lil wayne=coked out black person rambling

— charlie Jul 25, 11:52 AM
glen danzig>>>>> both of those winos. even lil wayne knows that. thats why he’s always rocking misfits t-shirts. he knows the danizg rules him. from the misfits to samhain to his solo stuff,danzig is the ra al ghul of music

— DEFRAMON Jul 25, 02:57 PM
Danzig is definitely the shit, no question.

— DJ Flash Jul 26, 01:53 AM
lawlz @ kids gettin’ all excited over that one line

— T.R.E.Y. Jul 26, 09:12 PM
no way fuck lil wayne he is the shitiest rapper alive and probably ever to live and fuck everyone who says Jim Morrison was just a drunk. Jim was smarter than you will ever be. the doors are the greatest band ever to live. they are genious. with out Morrison music wouldnt be where its at today. even though most of it is shit anyways. to all of you who hate Jim Morrison and say lil wayne is better you can just go FUCK OFF AND GO TO HELL.

— drex Aug 16, 12:23 AM
^ Proves my point that considering this comparison is retarded, no matter which side you prefer.

— Rafi Aug 16, 07:48 AM
i dont know who they are i just had a project on them.

— crissy Oct 10, 04:30 PM
Crissy, you had a school project on Sean Fennessey and Tom Breihan?

American schools stay losing.

— rafi Oct 10, 04:39 PM
not a big rap fan, but lil wayne is ok, at least he’s semi deep – raps about slightly deeper ish than hos and gats. slightly deeper, mind u.

jim morrison was a god who feel to earth for a brief time. if lil wayne even so much as met his eyes, he’d fall to his knees and weep.

— rick Dec 13, 02:16 PM
I don’t think Jim Morrison was a god… he wrote some high-school poetry lyrics and made a few pretty interesting and weird songs. And a few really catchy ones. And some decent albums. Which… is pretty much how I’d describe Wayne’s career. Oh my god, Lil Wayne’s Jim Morrison reincarnated!

— Tray Dec 13, 09:36 PM
jim and lil wayne both have gratitude toward alien space revolutions. i think jim would win if it came down to an epic battle. jim is the fucking lizard king, the fucking terrible twin. this little wayne guy is just some fucking rapper.

— joey c Dec 21, 07:36 PM
fuck anyone and everyone who thinks that lil wayne is better then the doors or jim morrison in person for that fact. who in their right minds wants to hear about bustin caps and fucking hos where as jim takes you to a place in the subconscious that is so fucking deep even god himself couldnt go . can you sit back and see your whole life in a world outside of your own psyche while listening to lil wayne ? honestly i think that rap shit aint nothing but spit boxing crappy ass bitches who whine incessantly about what they dont have . they gotta talk all big and bad because they gotta make up for what they dont have in their pants. jim morrison is my god my world my passion and that came from the mouth of my six year old who eats rappers for breakfast and shits them out at dinner.

— KIRK Mar 24, 02:51 PM
i agree with kirk! Jim was a great man in many ways and lil wayne is a pussy! rap is not music it’s shit. you hear one song you hear them all! rap is crap. and by the way Rock and rap don’t mix! its like blood and water. remember that!

— valkyrie Mar 24, 03:19 PM
Your six year old shits at dinner?

— alltoreup Mar 24, 04:25 PM
can u say METAPHORE dumdass look it up in webester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it all goes to say if u dont know jim u dont know shit

— mydnyte Mar 24, 09:53 PM
also for people who dont know jim morrison was an Indian Shaman if anyone knows what that is , and ill bet if you read some books on jim you would find them quite interesting, but comparing Jim to a half witt rapper is an insult to Doors fans all over I mean really people he got the title of the God of Rock and Cock for a reason, so you tell me what title does this 2 bit wanna be rapper have?
Wait ive got one….......A COMPLETE MORON. at least Jims songs didnt include drugs, killing, or fucking, try to listen to one of his albums, and really listen to the words not the music, its almost hypnotic,where onthe other hand rap gives u the same beat over and over with the same lyrics
and by the way for those who dont know snoop dogg is a fan of jim morrison, or why did he remake, The Doors song riders on the storm, and to b sure i make my point not all rappers r full of shit. also snoop dogg has said on several occasions he respected , and admired Jim Morrison….................................................TOP THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

— mydnyte Mar 24, 10:07 PM

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except Lil Wayne is *better* than Jim Morrison! · by Rafi Kam

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